Excuse me miss, do I know you?

I shall begin the third Sunday of August (it kills me to say that because next week school starts) by composing a blog of sixteen facts about myself. Get to know me a little better, won't you?

01. Many of the pictures I take are crafted by small shreds of lies.
02. I detest my tanned skin and it getting tanned so easily.
03. Alex really likes the picture on the left. That's why it's there.
04. Fake earrings irritate my ear lobes.
05. Applicable only to my male friends: if I hit you often, that means I like you and feel comfortable with you.
06. I refuse to leave the house without liquid eyeliner and powder on.
07. Evening showers are for me.
08. Ben & Jerry's Bananas On Rum is my favorite ice cream flavor.
09. Speaking of which, I have bear stuffed animals named Ben and Jerry.
10. Dancing is a talent I wish I was born with.
11. My college applications will be sent to Baylor and UH.
12. Two years ago I was thirteen pounds heavier.
13. You'll find that my books, media, and clothes are VERY organized.
14. I'd like to bartend in the future, but I doubt I'll be allowed to.
15. Plaid things are my new obsession. ♥
16. Coming up with all of these facts was definitely not an easy task.

I'll commend you if you knew every single fact listed above.